Deidre

That was wild.

Leaving a voicemail going, hey, it's Tiger... Woods...

in case you're fucking any other tigers i still don't understand how that like how many tigers does he think she fucked oh yeah that's just i don't know man and she don't know his voice you know being tiger woods having to leave a voicemail is crazy yeah like what the fuck and shout out to everybody that's left us voicemails we appreciate you tiger you can leave us a voicemail tiger yeah tiger leave us a voicemail whenever you get some time on your hands man i have to ask too since we're talking about hoeing with attention and and all that

All that good stuff.

And I'm going to sound very toxic.

That girl that told that Jesus Shuttlesworth story, granted it was funny and we shouldn't judge people by their past.

Everyone has a past.

But like imagine dating with intention and like I see you talking about fucking somebody on a Lambo podcast.

That's why I'm home material.

I'm not judging.

I have podcasts of me talking about nasty shit, so I'm not husband material.

But like, imagine a girl telling you date with intention and yesterday she's talking about fucking on a Lambo and didn't even know his name and just fucked him because she thought he was in the NBA.

Because he was tall.

That nigga probably worked at Walmart.

It's awful.

And I know we're not allowed to say that because we have to appreciate it.

It's some good gentleman working at Walmart.

Let's not do that.

At least this week.

no not this week no no no she gotta let that she gotta let no yeah how much time passes nah she gotta let six years that's crazy yeah she gotta do a whole rebrand six years yeah six years does this mean she has to stop hoeing or can she hoe up until that six she can do whatever she want but I think that if she wants to find a serious relationship she gotta take a few years to kind of like rebrand herself and come back she was a naturally pretty girl too you didn't need to do that she was gorgeous can we bring back shame