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Deison Afualo

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
885 total appearances

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Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's one in the morning. I'm taking a shower. We're turning on all the water. Okay.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's one in the morning. I'm taking a shower. We're turning on all the water. Okay.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's one in the morning. I'm taking a shower. We're turning on all the water. Okay.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like hiring a stunt double to come in and pretend like I'm sleeping next to you, but I'm actually outside dripping five miles away. I don't know if my body, well, I'm there. I'm like surprisingly not chill with Nazara. Let's say night one with Nazara. I would have passed away before I would have because I don't even know if my body would let me. I would be chill.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like hiring a stunt double to come in and pretend like I'm sleeping next to you, but I'm actually outside dripping five miles away. I don't know if my body, well, I'm there. I'm like surprisingly not chill with Nazara. Let's say night one with Nazara. I would have passed away before I would have because I don't even know if my body would let me. I would be chill.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like hiring a stunt double to come in and pretend like I'm sleeping next to you, but I'm actually outside dripping five miles away. I don't know if my body, well, I'm there. I'm like surprisingly not chill with Nazara. Let's say night one with Nazara. I would have passed away before I would have because I don't even know if my body would let me. I would be chill.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

If Nazara was like... That's my wife. If Nazara was like, I have to rip ass night one, I'd be like, for sure. But I don't think I could even if she said to me like, babe, you seem super uncomfortable. I'd be like, I have to... They bury me in the ground.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

If Nazara was like... That's my wife. If Nazara was like, I have to rip ass night one, I'd be like, for sure. But I don't think I could even if she said to me like, babe, you seem super uncomfortable. I'd be like, I have to... They bury me in the ground.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

If Nazara was like... That's my wife. If Nazara was like, I have to rip ass night one, I'd be like, for sure. But I don't think I could even if she said to me like, babe, you seem super uncomfortable. I'd be like, I have to... They bury me in the ground.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, why are you crying?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, why are you crying?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, why are you crying?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, are you okay? You're shaking, babe. You're shaking. You're all clammy and sweaty. Something's super duper wrong with you.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, are you okay? You're shaking, babe. You're shaking. You're all clammy and sweaty. Something's super duper wrong with you.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Babe, are you okay? You're shaking, babe. You're shaking. You're all clammy and sweaty. Something's super duper wrong with you.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, yeah, there is.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, yeah, there is.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, yeah, there is.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

But I don't think I could actually do it because I have body shame and my body's a lockbox and I don't know if I could look my now wife in the eyes night one and... So I understand both sides. I'm more chill about it happening than letting my body do. Do you know what I'm saying? What about you, Ken? Where are you at? Who's winning? Sylvia, the toot, or a writer?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

But I don't think I could actually do it because I have body shame and my body's a lockbox and I don't know if I could look my now wife in the eyes night one and... So I understand both sides. I'm more chill about it happening than letting my body do. Do you know what I'm saying? What about you, Ken? Where are you at? Who's winning? Sylvia, the toot, or a writer?