Demaris

And I'm laughing because I'm like, it can only be in the opposite hand.

Now, the real magic would have been if Pete said, check your pocket.

Like, okay.

That would have been, then I would have went upstairs and said, he's a fucking sorcerer.

See, I have to defend Peej here, because you went with the utmost confidence that it was the other hand, and then Peej went like this, and then the whole hotel lobby was like, oh!

And then we looked over, it was in the original hand.

No, it was not.

It was in the opposite hand.

What you mean?

It was me, it was my boy Bobby, it was Rory, it was Peach, it was Yomi, and it was two of my homegirls, seven of us.

And we looked like degenerates because there was the hotel bar.

The only other people in the entire big ass lobby was the people at the front desk.

We was the only ones in the whole bar.

Me, Peach, and Yoms got to the hotel and we're like, let's try to catch the bar.

And they're like, we're closing, but we'll pour you out last call.

And then Ma and all his people were coming.

So we're like, all right, we have to get, can I get a bottle or just something that we could take?

They're like, we can't do that.

So they just started filling plastic cups with full bottles of tequila and then gave Peej, instead of a six pack, gave him six beers and a tray.

So Peej put them in a plastic bag.