Demon Erasers

And one day I'm like, hey, you know, we're supposed to meet, you know, go out to dinner or whatever.

And I say, hey, I'm actually going to be a little late.

My roommate, Sean, is going to let you in, you know, just hang out with him for about an hour.

Right.

So you go over to my house and you start talking to Sean and Sean starts telling you the exact same stories, you know, little differences, but the exact same stories like, oh, I had a, you know, a rare Corvette.

It wasn't, you know, yellow.

It was red.

And you're just sitting there like, damn, these stories are fucking similar.

But I know that they can't both be true.

I know that they live together.

So

I'm concluding that these stories happen to one person and the other person liked these stories and adopted them as their own.

And now you're thinking like, well, damn, who's telling the truth and who's the liar?

And so Sean pulls out the photo book and starts showing actual pictures of these stories.

So he has the actual proof.

So it's like, you know that we lived in close contact.

You know, these are great stories.

I wanna sound cool, but he has the actual proof.

So my interpretation of the archeological record is that we can look at the Jewish people.

We can see what their religion was before.