Dennis Cruz

So, I was in high school, we don't have to say how long ago, and I was planning this stupid stunt for weeks, right?

I broke the lock on the door to the roof of the school, and I had this big banner I made that said, Will you go to prom with me, Kelly B?

You didn't.

Just wait, because it's so much worse than you think.

Because the fellas, right, they said I should lock the door behind me and knock them off the roof until Kelly B said yes, so that's what I did.

They had to call the fire department to pull me off there.

No, but even worse, it turns out she was out sick that day, so all I got was an in-school suspension and a second-degree sunburn.

I'll agree with that, sure.

You're not going to convince me that there's a great master in Queen's reign.

Oh my god, what the hell did he call it?

That combination mohawk and white guy cornrows thing?

You'd think the world was ending the way people talk, but just because the problems are complicated doesn't mean the solutions have to be.

Love can save you folks, I mean it.

And we're gonna show you how!

You know, I used to have an apartment.

It was a nice place.

It did look a bit like a ghost lived there, yes, and the walls were totally bare.

But, uh... Well, I liked it.

But then we got together and I thought, I have to be with this woman.

And when you're with Georgia, you're living life at her pace.