Dereck Jackson
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Podcast Appearances
You know, I've seen a lot of horrible shit with people standing behind people or somebody putting their arm around you.
I didn't like that, you know?
So I went to a crab feed one day and I was just freaking out.
There's people everywhere and people walk around alcohol.
I'm on parole.
I'm freaking out.
I'm like, am I breaking the law?
You know, am I going to go back to prison?
I'm around alcohol.
I can't spit in that direction.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just paranoid about going back to prison.
And as I was going to get up because I was getting a little claustrophobic, I was getting up.
My wife, my now wife,
She was sitting down next to me.
She's like, you don't have to move.
I don't bite, right?
Which is a lie.
She's a biter.
She bites me all the time.