Derek

Me and Tom Segura have this thing where we send each other the most fucked up thing we find every day. It's a brutal text thread. But because of it, now I'm locked into this algorithm.

A targeted attack by a gunman waiting for him. A real assassination. 6.45 a.m. outside the Hilton on 6th Avenue, where the company's annual investor conference is about to take place. Yeah, man. I wonder what's going on with that. That's one of those things that just makes conspiracy theorists go cuckoo. I'm sure there's some real good theories floating around on X right now. Oh, for sure.

A targeted attack by a gunman waiting for him. A real assassination. 6.45 a.m. outside the Hilton on 6th Avenue, where the company's annual investor conference is about to take place. Yeah, man. I wonder what's going on with that. That's one of those things that just makes conspiracy theorists go cuckoo. I'm sure there's some real good theories floating around on X right now. Oh, for sure.

A targeted attack by a gunman waiting for him. A real assassination. 6.45 a.m. outside the Hilton on 6th Avenue, where the company's annual investor conference is about to take place. Yeah, man. I wonder what's going on with that. That's one of those things that just makes conspiracy theorists go cuckoo. I'm sure there's some real good theories floating around on X right now. Oh, for sure.

Is there?

Is there?

Is there?

Yeah. I don't... I just follow... I mean, I follow a lot of people on both X and Instagram. I don't know if it's necessarily a good thing, but when someone says something interesting or they post something interesting on Instagram, I just immediately follow. Like, let's see. Let's see if this will be fun. But the thing about Twitter or X is that, like...

Yeah. I don't... I just follow... I mean, I follow a lot of people on both X and Instagram. I don't know if it's necessarily a good thing, but when someone says something interesting or they post something interesting on Instagram, I just immediately follow. Like, let's see. Let's see if this will be fun. But the thing about Twitter or X is that, like...

Yeah. I don't... I just follow... I mean, I follow a lot of people on both X and Instagram. I don't know if it's necessarily a good thing, but when someone says something interesting or they post something interesting on Instagram, I just immediately follow. Like, let's see. Let's see if this will be fun. But the thing about Twitter or X is that, like...

So many people.

So many people.

So many people.

Right. I don't know how it is when there's so many things you can't put on. Do you know that there's a loophole that the ladies use to show their breasts? Which one? Fake boobs, fake baby breasts. Oh, no. Yeah, they use a fake baby. So they breastfeed. So you got these girls, these big juicy melons, and they pull one out and have a rubber baby, and the rubber baby's sucking on its head.

Right. I don't know how it is when there's so many things you can't put on. Do you know that there's a loophole that the ladies use to show their breasts? Which one? Fake boobs, fake baby breasts. Oh, no. Yeah, they use a fake baby. So they breastfeed. So you got these girls, these big juicy melons, and they pull one out and have a rubber baby, and the rubber baby's sucking on its head.

Right. I don't know how it is when there's so many things you can't put on. Do you know that there's a loophole that the ladies use to show their breasts? Which one? Fake boobs, fake baby breasts. Oh, no. Yeah, they use a fake baby. So they breastfeed. So you got these girls, these big juicy melons, and they pull one out and have a rubber baby, and the rubber baby's sucking on its head.

The baby looks so fake. That's hilarious. But they can get some pretty realistic fake babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that movie with the sniper movie about Chris Kyle? What was that called? Remember, there was a movie where he had a fake baby, and it was so obvious. He's got this rubber baby, and he's holding onto his child in this stupid scene.

The baby looks so fake. That's hilarious. But they can get some pretty realistic fake babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that movie with the sniper movie about Chris Kyle? What was that called? Remember, there was a movie where he had a fake baby, and it was so obvious. He's got this rubber baby, and he's holding onto his child in this stupid scene.

The baby looks so fake. That's hilarious. But they can get some pretty realistic fake babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that movie with the sniper movie about Chris Kyle? What was that called? Remember, there was a movie where he had a fake baby, and it was so obvious. He's got this rubber baby, and he's holding onto his child in this stupid scene.

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