Desi Lydic
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I've never had anyone paint my genitals in such fine detail.
I mean, the shading on my perineum was incredible.
Which brings me to our Vow Buster bet of the night.
Who will Coach Vrabel choose in the end?
Brought to you by gambling.
Gambling.
It gives my life meaning.
That and me crushing Ronnie at gambling over and over again.
I thought Asians were supposed to be good with numbers.
Shut up.
My cousin's gender reveal is rigged.
Your face is rigged.
Moving on to the NBA playoffs, where the 76ers are trying to put Knicks fans in a timeout.
Hell yeah, this is a great idea.
The Sixers should have a loyalty test at the door.
Anyone coming to the game has to prove they're from Philadelphia by eating human shit off the ground.
Are you kidding me?
Phillies should be grateful anyone wants to visit their shit city.
People only go to Philadelphia for two reasons, to eat cream cheese or to star in that AIDS movie.
Ronnie, Ronnie, that dumbass take is why you suck at gambling.