Desi Lydic

Lindsey Graham went to Disney World?

I know going to war with Iran was important to him, but I didn't know it was a Super Bowl.

By the way, for any Jets fans out there, the winning team at the Super Bowl traditionally goes to Disney World.

Oh.

Also, the Super Bowl is the last game of an NFL season.

You know what?

We don't have time for all this.

I'm sure he was there to do all the normal things adults do at Disney World, like eating your body weight in Dippin' Dots or showing your boobs on Splash Mountain.

Or maybe he went to see that new Olaf robot that everyone's talking about.

Olaf, the animatronic here at Disney, apparently had its first public malfunction just dropping back.

I can't believe Mitch McConnell was also at Disney.

What are the odds?

But if you're angry that Lindsey Graham is at the Magic Kingdom while the country is in a war he pushed for, don't worry.

He has an almost plausible explanation.

I just decided to swing by Disney World?

No, it is impossible to swing by Disney World.

Oh, babe, I'm just gonna swing by Disney World.

Want me to pick you up a $30 turkey leg?

I'll be back in three days.

No.