Desi Lydic

What a Cinderella story to see Duke, a school of spoiled rich kids, lose to Connecticut, a state of spoiled rich kids.

Hey, Duke players, enjoy making millions when you move on to the NBA, you losers.

I'm telling you, Costa, those final ten seconds were the best in March Madness history.

Costa, you moron.

The buzzer beater is a rare wonder in sports.

You almost never see it.

It's like watching Tiger Woods safely drive a car.

Which brings us to our final four scheme, better than night.

How will the Duke Blue Devil numb the pain?

Brought to you by gambling.

Gambling, so easy a cave woman can do it.

What is happening to the sport I've known and loved ever since Asians got good at it like three seasons ago?

If drunk fans can get angry at the umpire, they'll need to find new things to get mad about.

Like, I don't know, Mr. and Mrs. Met's incestuous marriage.

I mean, they're clearly siblings.

Let me just ask you, what would Babe Ruth say if he saw what baseball has become?

He'd probably say, hey, what happened to all the really fat guys playing baseball?

Regardless, this replay system is great.

Oh, please.

Where's the humanity in sports?