Desi Lydic

The president made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation. Trump posted this morning, my policies will never change.

The president made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation. Trump posted this morning, my policies will never change.

Well, that's it then. They're in it to win it. Full speed ahead from the window to the walls. Skeet, skeet, skeet, mother . Trump's policy will never, ever change.

Well, that's it then. They're in it to win it. Full speed ahead from the window to the walls. Skeet, skeet, skeet, mother . Trump's policy will never, ever change.

What? The trade war's over? But it's tariff day. I shaved my legs for this. Now I have to grow it all back. But hey, at least we can buy things from China again, right? I mean, Amazon Prime, here I come.

What? The trade war's over? But it's tariff day. I shaved my legs for this. Now I have to grow it all back. But hey, at least we can buy things from China again, right? I mean, Amazon Prime, here I come.

Hey, Siri, cancel 1,000 air fryers. Trump, I don't understand what happened here. You tanked global stock markets. You put us on the verge of a recession. You told everyone to build factories in America because the tariffs wouldn't go away. And then you took them away. What happened? Did you just get spooked by the markets? The 90-day pause when there was a

Hey, Siri, cancel 1,000 air fryers. Trump, I don't understand what happened here. You tanked global stock markets. You put us on the verge of a recession. You told everyone to build factories in America because the tariffs wouldn't go away. And then you took them away. What happened? Did you just get spooked by the markets? The 90-day pause when there was a

Is that because of the whiplash that we've been seeing across the financial market?

Is that because of the whiplash that we've been seeing across the financial market?

Many of you in the media clearly missed the art of the deal. Uh, yes, the art of the deal. Create a global crisis and then dig yourself halfway out. It's truly masterful, Donald. I'm starting to think that the art of the deal is art in the way that Jackson Pollock is art.

Many of you in the media clearly missed the art of the deal. Uh, yes, the art of the deal. Create a global crisis and then dig yourself halfway out. It's truly masterful, Donald. I'm starting to think that the art of the deal is art in the way that Jackson Pollock is art.

Like, it looks like someone just threw a bunch of shit at the wall, but now I have to pretend like it's genius and it's gonna cost millions of dollars? Come at me, abstract expressionism hive. You know I'm right. Come on, Trump, just admit that you started a game of chicken and you got too scared to finish it.

Like, it looks like someone just threw a bunch of shit at the wall, but now I have to pretend like it's genius and it's gonna cost millions of dollars? Come at me, abstract expressionism hive. You know I'm right. Come on, Trump, just admit that you started a game of chicken and you got too scared to finish it.

Okay, it's our fault. We got too scared. Sorry, I tend to get a little yippy when my retirement plan starts to look like the elevator from The Shining. Straight down and heavy flow. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be dramatic, but this is the worst tariff day ever. This whole trade war was launched on incoherent arguments.

Okay, it's our fault. We got too scared. Sorry, I tend to get a little yippy when my retirement plan starts to look like the elevator from The Shining. Straight down and heavy flow. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be dramatic, but this is the worst tariff day ever. This whole trade war was launched on incoherent arguments.

You stuck to your guns for incoherent reasons, and now you're pulling back for incoherent reasons. Is there anything you can say that actually makes sense?

You stuck to your guns for incoherent reasons, and now you're pulling back for incoherent reasons. Is there anything you can say that actually makes sense?

Well, you got me there. I do agree with that. Still, though, I just wish that someone could explain what the strategy is going forward with these tariffs. I mean, is there anyone who can tell me?

Well, you got me there. I do agree with that. Still, though, I just wish that someone could explain what the strategy is going forward with these tariffs. I mean, is there anyone who can tell me?