Desi Lydic

All right, wartime golfers and now candy men are the reason behind DST? Where does that leave us now?

So it's a bipartisan issue?

So it's a bipartisan issue?

Wow.

Wow.

The deeper I traveled into daylight saving, the deeper I got lost in what time even was.

The deeper I traveled into daylight saving, the deeper I got lost in what time even was.

And if some states change the clocks and Arizona doesn't, could space and time invert on themselves? Who are you? Better question is, when am I? Future me? Yeah. I'm you during daytime. Save light time. Hold on a second. This is me in an hour? Yeah, this whole changing the clocks thing is really f***ed up. God damn it. If you just locked the clocks, this whole thing would never happen. Ah, yes.

And if some states change the clocks and Arizona doesn't, could space and time invert on themselves? Who are you? Better question is, when am I? Future me? Yeah. I'm you during daytime. Save light time. Hold on a second. This is me in an hour? Yeah, this whole changing the clocks thing is really f***ed up. God damn it. If you just locked the clocks, this whole thing would never happen. Ah, yes.

The McFly paradox. I knew exactly what to ask me. You know what a 69 is? Yeah, okay. Either America needs to lock the clocks or I need to stop doing peyote on work trips.

The McFly paradox. I knew exactly what to ask me. You know what a 69 is? Yeah, okay. Either America needs to lock the clocks or I need to stop doing peyote on work trips.

Mars, humanity's side piece. The worse our relationship gets with Earth, the more we lust after that cold, unattainable hunk just out of reach. Which is why everyone went wild for Mars One, a private company who in 2012 offered four lucky Earthlings a one-way ticket to Mars.

Mars, humanity's side piece. The worse our relationship gets with Earth, the more we lust after that cold, unattainable hunk just out of reach. Which is why everyone went wild for Mars One, a private company who in 2012 offered four lucky Earthlings a one-way ticket to Mars.

Yet thousands still signed up and paid application fees for a chance to go to Mars forever. Who would do that?

Yet thousands still signed up and paid application fees for a chance to go to Mars forever. Who would do that?

What would make someone want to take a one-way trip to Mars? You know, aside from just being a woman on this planet right now.

What would make someone want to take a one-way trip to Mars? You know, aside from just being a woman on this planet right now.

So you're telling me you would choose space over your husband?

So you're telling me you would choose space over your husband?

Are you sure you don't just need a little bit of space? Like, I tell my husband that I've got book club once a week. There's no book club. I barely read.