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And he looked stunning?

Okay, my bad.

And there's one other gripe he has with the NFL that he just can't let go of.

That was the day before the election.

His closing argument to the voters was, they don't kick the ball from where they used to kick the ball.

It is such a stupid argument that it took him all the way to the White House.

But Trump didn't always hate the NFL.

As with most of his enemies, he's angry because it rejected his advances.

Starting in the 80s,

Trump tried to buy a bunch of teams, but he never quite sealed the deal, so he did the next best thing.

He bought a knockoff from the United States Football League.

The USFL was like the NFL's dumb cousin, but not like a hot cousin, more like a weird cousin who's desperate to kiss you because you're the hot cousin.

Darren.

And Trump let the NFL know he was coming for them.

Oh, you hear that, NFL?

The USFL is coming for your ass because Trump always wins.

Like I was saying, Trump always wins at collapsing the thing he puts his name on.

This guy... This guy was playing 3-D football.

After almost destroying the NFL, Trump sat out a few seasons, and then his pathological thirst came out of retirement.

And unlike his past attempts, this one had consequences that no one saw coming.