Desi Lydic

A strong black woman.

A strong black woman.

Not to mention, she knows how to kick it at the cookout, know what I mean?

Not to mention, she knows how to kick it at the cookout, know what I mean?

We're in the final stretch of March Madness, that special time of year that turns every office into an underground gambling ring. And last night, all eyes were on a rematch between two of the biggest stars in the tournament.

We're in the final stretch of March Madness, that special time of year that turns every office into an underground gambling ring. And last night, all eyes were on a rematch between two of the biggest stars in the tournament.

This poor announcer, Caitlin Clark, hit so many big shots that the guy was clearly running out of things to say. She's ridiculous. She's possessed. She's a witch. Drown her. I don't know. But honestly, honestly, what an awesome rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark and Angel Reese, two fierce competitors playing their hearts out, captivating the nation while they're still in college.

This poor announcer, Caitlin Clark, hit so many big shots that the guy was clearly running out of things to say. She's ridiculous. She's possessed. She's a witch. Drown her. I don't know. But honestly, honestly, what an awesome rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark and Angel Reese, two fierce competitors playing their hearts out, captivating the nation while they're still in college.

My biggest accomplishment in college was getting a single dorm because of my IBS. Hey, if there was a sock on the door, it was an especially bad night. Point is, it feels like women's basketball is having a moment this year, and you can tell by how much the media can't stop talking about how they're talking about it.

My biggest accomplishment in college was getting a single dorm because of my IBS. Hey, if there was a sock on the door, it was an especially bad night. Point is, it feels like women's basketball is having a moment this year, and you can tell by how much the media can't stop talking about how they're talking about it.

Okay, that might say more about you, but we'll take the win. We'll take it. That's right. People are excited about women's basketball right now. They're discovering it like it's the first time your mom tried sushi. Oh my God, have you heard about this? Spread the word. But everyone is raving, everyone. Even Shaquille O'Neal said women's basketball this year is a better game than men's basketball.

Okay, that might say more about you, but we'll take the win. We'll take it. That's right. People are excited about women's basketball right now. They're discovering it like it's the first time your mom tried sushi. Oh my God, have you heard about this? Spread the word. But everyone is raving, everyone. Even Shaquille O'Neal said women's basketball this year is a better game than men's basketball.

One more.

One more.

SpaghettiOs, you don't have to love your kids. Anyway, think about how far women's basketball has come. Ten years ago, if you went to a bar on a Monday night to watch women's basketball, it was because you were an alcoholic. But today, if you're at a bar on a Monday night, it's because you're an alcoholic who also wants to watch women's basketball. That is progress.

SpaghettiOs, you don't have to love your kids. Anyway, think about how far women's basketball has come. Ten years ago, if you went to a bar on a Monday night to watch women's basketball, it was because you were an alcoholic. But today, if you're at a bar on a Monday night, it's because you're an alcoholic who also wants to watch women's basketball. That is progress.

So this has been a hugely successful college tournament for the women, even despite some obstacles.

So this has been a hugely successful college tournament for the women, even despite some obstacles.

Okay, I really relate to this as a woman. It is so classic for someone else to fuck up. And we're like, oh, the line is messed up? It's fine. We'll just go ahead and play four games. You can fix it later. Or not. Whatever. I'm sorry. Thank you.

Okay, I really relate to this as a woman. It is so classic for someone else to fuck up. And we're like, oh, the line is messed up? It's fine. We'll just go ahead and play four games. You can fix it later. Or not. Whatever. I'm sorry. Thank you.