Desi Lydic

It's not what causes Florida Man. It's why we hear about Florida Man.

I just figured it out all by myself. I'm a genius. Florida Man has been the butt of countless jokes, but maybe that's not fair. Well, this guy was pretty weird. The Sunshine Act makes it easier to discover Florida Man stories, but I was just scratching the surface. We may not hear about them as much, but it turns out there are Florida men in every state.

I just figured it out all by myself. I'm a genius. Florida Man has been the butt of countless jokes, but maybe that's not fair. Well, this guy was pretty weird. The Sunshine Act makes it easier to discover Florida Man stories, but I was just scratching the surface. We may not hear about them as much, but it turns out there are Florida men in every state.

And while Florida will always be America's petri dish of batshit behavior, the truth is, there's a little Florida man in all of us.

And while Florida will always be America's petri dish of batshit behavior, the truth is, there's a little Florida man in all of us.

One time I went to Cancun in college. I went to Acapulco and I went to South Beach. I went to Auburn University in the South and Spring Break was huge for all of us. I went to Syracuse University. It was a party school. I had a great time. I went on Spring Break.

One time I went to Cancun in college. I went to Acapulco and I went to South Beach. I went to Auburn University in the South and Spring Break was huge for all of us. I went to Syracuse University. It was a party school. I had a great time. I went on Spring Break.

Let's talk about spring break, the most exciting week of the year for college students and gonorrhea.

Let's talk about spring break, the most exciting week of the year for college students and gonorrhea.

Miami Beach is breaking up with Spring Break. Shutting down Spring Break in Miami. This year, city officials told those Spring Breakers to go somewhere else. Restrictions, including the closing of the beach at 6 p.m. and liquor stores at 8.

Miami Beach is breaking up with Spring Break. Shutting down Spring Break in Miami. This year, city officials told those Spring Breakers to go somewhere else. Restrictions, including the closing of the beach at 6 p.m. and liquor stores at 8.

Miami is shutting down spring break? Where else will college students be able to get alcohol poisoning and have terrible sex with each other? And who is Miami to get upset with spring break? One in three people there is a DJ. Are they like, keep it down, I'm trying to be super loud over here?

Miami is shutting down spring break? Where else will college students be able to get alcohol poisoning and have terrible sex with each other? And who is Miami to get upset with spring break? One in three people there is a DJ. Are they like, keep it down, I'm trying to be super loud over here?

How do you even try to convince spring breakers to become cops? Are you just like walking down the beach? You guys are in good shape. Would you be willing to get out of shape?

How do you even try to convince spring breakers to become cops? Are you just like walking down the beach? You guys are in good shape. Would you be willing to get out of shape?

See, you're not solving a murder at the moment. Would you like to get paid to not solve a murder?

See, you're not solving a murder at the moment. Would you like to get paid to not solve a murder?

Crushed a lot of beer today. Want to keep doing that, but with a gun?

Crushed a lot of beer today. Want to keep doing that, but with a gun?

Right? That's crazy. And she admitted that.