Desi Lydic

Well, it's Conclave Week, John. They're electing a new pope, and I'll be in the room every day to find out what's going on.

Well, it's Conclave Week, John. They're electing a new pope, and I'll be in the room every day to find out what's going on.

Yeah, I know, dum-dum. That's why I spent weeks preparing to go undercover as Cardinal Cappuccino Pizzeria. I know this cardinal shit backwards and forwards. Go ahead, ask me anything. Anything.

Yeah, I know, dum-dum. That's why I spent weeks preparing to go undercover as Cardinal Cappuccino Pizzeria. I know this cardinal shit backwards and forwards. Go ahead, ask me anything. Anything.

No comprendo, I only speak the Latin.

No comprendo, I only speak the Latin.

And who is he?

And who is he?

Trump had so much fun tonight. He had so much fun.

Trump had so much fun tonight. He had so much fun.

They've worked hard and had fun. Isn't that the pursuit of happiness?

They've worked hard and had fun. Isn't that the pursuit of happiness?

Voters across America are weighing in saying, yes, Trump, keep going. Give me an assessment of Trump's first 100 days, one to 10.

Voters across America are weighing in saying, yes, Trump, keep going. Give me an assessment of Trump's first 100 days, one to 10.

Donald Trump deserves an F. I would give President Trump an A, maybe even an A+. Fear and pessimism. Thrilled and excited. A disaster. It's awesome. 1,361 days to go of this journey. Man, I wish we could have 10,000 more days with President Trump.

Donald Trump deserves an F. I would give President Trump an A, maybe even an A+. Fear and pessimism. Thrilled and excited. A disaster. It's awesome. 1,361 days to go of this journey. Man, I wish we could have 10,000 more days with President Trump.

But first, prices will go so high you'll be sucking D for eggs.

But first, prices will go so high you'll be sucking D for eggs.

citizen deported. Kids in cages. A Muslim ban.

citizen deported. Kids in cages. A Muslim ban.