Desi Lydic

Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them.

Is she preparing them for life or Abu Ghraib?

Yes, if by Abu Ghraib you mean great success.

You see, I know a little bit about this subject.

Before there was a name for tiger moms, there was my mom, the original MILF, the mother I learned from.

Okay.

And without a more strict upbringing, I most certainly would have ended up on the pole.

Oh, look at this place.

Oh, this is the refrigerator.

So why were your methods so successful?

I don't need non-Asian scientists to tell me what's been field tested for 6,000 years.

And I'm not the only success story.

Just look at the numbers.

32% of Asian Americans work as white-collar professionals, 26% work in engineering, and the remaining 42% make pie charts for Caucasians.

But for some people, it's not about the parent, it's about the type of child you have.

They will insist upon justice.

They won't tolerate any kind of hypocrisy, like Jon Stewart.

Jon Stewart?

Oh, of course.

Jon Stewart is an indigo child.