Desiree Burch

Yes, it works.

Yeah.

Absolutely. It was overwhelming. It was a bit much. Like after you get that much spaff in your eye, you're like, I get the point. Why are we still doing this now? Like this is still happening. Yeah.

I'm happy. It's sparkly in the studio. I might sing later. What are they talking about? I'll ask my older brother.

It was hard to watch a slow-mo train crash. Although this one was a bit better, at least the earlier one, because, you know, we kind of swing the other way. But was there ever any doubt that we weren't going to be complaining about this government in a matter of months?

As most stinky things do. LAUGHTER

She seems like she wakes up every day and like huffs something. And it's like, they got mad at me for tanking the economy. Imagine that.

rude, did he throw a bukkake in there somewhere that I missed in the quote where he said you want to shoot all black women because of, sounds like someone who just wanted to kill black women and needed to find a famous one to point to to be mad at because bleh.

So he's like literally is killing your grandparents so he can hate black women and say they should be shot.

Can I just say, that clip gets talked about all the time about like, oh, and he's just getting rained on and rained out and how embarrassing it is. As an American, we're all like, that's what we expect this country is. It's just a sad little man in a suit talking about boring, depressing things while getting what looks like fraternity hazed with water. And they're like... He's the prime minister.

They can't afford an awning to go over him. Like, what the hell's going on with this country? Like, it's so hard to look at it without being like, yeah, that's kind of what we imagine you all do, just make speeches in the rain on a random street.

Yeah, and if he had any comic acumen, he would have been like, I had to sacrifice having working class friends. It would have been like, actually, we're missing out.

Why did he have to leave a D-Day commemoration to do that? Like he was the prime minister. They couldn't bump it back at all?

Yeah. Does that sound like a bukkake?

And you're like, you do not need to know, mother.

And we know how y'all feel about them baked beans. You want them everywhere, any place, any time.

No, I didn't. I didn't. Just the most loathsome leader. Just the most loathsome one. Which is, like, 419 Jaeger bombs. So...

Would you like to go ahead and take that? I don't know what it is, but it hit me right in the face, Liz. I feel like it's Christmas.

Well, I'm going to fuck with the world because it means I'll get whatever I want for my, you know, like, you know, he makes money off of, you know, working different government deals and whatever to just rake up more money for like the things that he wants to create. And like, literally whatever millions he's giving to reform is like the equivalent of Rishi Sunak's 1,000 pound charity donation.

But what he gets for that is just carte blanche to walk in and be like, here's what you need to do. Because like, there were a lot of things that I'm coming to understand as someone who's only been here for a decade now that are like, you know, common practice, but not written down anywhere as law.