Deviant Ollam

And as we're there... My buddy, the guy who has the dog, he didn't have the dog at this moment, but that one partner, he's like, I'm just going to take one more walk around, just kind of see the factory. I'm going to get myself a little coffee or something. And he comes back to where we were as I'm making these badges. He comes back 20 minutes later. He's like,

And as we're there... My buddy, the guy who has the dog, he didn't have the dog at this moment, but that one partner, he's like, I'm just going to take one more walk around, just kind of see the factory. I'm going to get myself a little coffee or something. And he comes back to where we were as I'm making these badges. He comes back 20 minutes later. He's like,

this is going to be interesting, man. I just stuck my head in at the post office. Everybody knows. Hey, Frankie, Sally, how you doing, Bobby? And it's like, if we run into anybody, it's going to be a record scratch. It's going to be weird, man. But we said, all right, we've done this. We've been in hard jobs before. Let's go, everybody. We pull into the parking lot.

this is going to be interesting, man. I just stuck my head in at the post office. Everybody knows. Hey, Frankie, Sally, how you doing, Bobby? And it's like, if we run into anybody, it's going to be a record scratch. It's going to be weird, man. But we said, all right, we've done this. We've been in hard jobs before. Let's go, everybody. We pull into the parking lot.

We had some PPE and hard hats kind of with us looking vaguely factory-ish. So you're looking like employees that should be there or technicians visiting? Just looking like employees. If anybody literally, like if a town cop was going by, we're like, they'll think we must work here. We look like blue collar workers. And sure enough, nobody, no police. It was right on Main Street.

We had some PPE and hard hats kind of with us looking vaguely factory-ish. So you're looking like employees that should be there or technicians visiting? Just looking like employees. If anybody literally, like if a town cop was going by, we're like, they'll think we must work here. We look like blue collar workers. And sure enough, nobody, no police. It was right on Main Street.

It was a tiny, tiny town. But this factory was right in the middle of town. It was the only thing in the damn town, honestly. So, boop, card reader works. Okay, we get in one building. Thank goodness we're inside. We're walking around. Once you're inside, a lot of buildings, security's a little weaker on the inside. You can get into offices. You can slip a latch. You can pop a drawer open.

It was a tiny, tiny town. But this factory was right in the middle of town. It was the only thing in the damn town, honestly. So, boop, card reader works. Okay, we get in one building. Thank goodness we're inside. We're walking around. Once you're inside, a lot of buildings, security's a little weaker on the inside. You can get into offices. You can slip a latch. You can pop a drawer open.

We found a company trucker cap. Somebody took a company jacket. Again, just you're looking a little more like you belong there. And the thing is, the badges we made, we had seen long distance photos of their badges. So I had pre-printed these badges with their logo and everything in roughly the right place to look, the badges look the part and the badges are opening doors.

We found a company trucker cap. Somebody took a company jacket. Again, just you're looking a little more like you belong there. And the thing is, the badges we made, we had seen long distance photos of their badges. So I had pre-printed these badges with their logo and everything in roughly the right place to look, the badges look the part and the badges are opening doors.

But within maybe half an hour, we hear one of my teammates come around. He's like, hey man, someone just pulled into the parking lot, not to the factory. Somebody pulled in and they're coming into this office building, which no one is in this office building at this Sunday. And we're like, oh, well, we just look like we're working here. We sat kind of in the break room area. And this guy comes in.

But within maybe half an hour, we hear one of my teammates come around. He's like, hey man, someone just pulled into the parking lot, not to the factory. Somebody pulled in and they're coming into this office building, which no one is in this office building at this Sunday. And we're like, oh, well, we just look like we're working here. We sat kind of in the break room area. And this guy comes in.

He must have been 56, 57 years old. He's like, how do you do, gentlemen? I said, hey, how's it going there? can I ask what you're doing in the office today? And the vibe was instantly off. We said, oh, you know, we're just checking a few. We had a story. I think we said we were doing an environmental audit. We were checking door seals. He was in the building? He was already in the building.

He must have been 56, 57 years old. He's like, how do you do, gentlemen? I said, hey, how's it going there? can I ask what you're doing in the office today? And the vibe was instantly off. We said, oh, you know, we're just checking a few. We had a story. I think we said we were doing an environmental audit. We were checking door seals. He was in the building? He was already in the building.

How did he get in? So he clearly worked there. Okay. And we could see on his hip he had a badge. And we said, no, we're just checking some door seals. There were some door closure issues. And for regulatory compliance, you have to keep products separated, blah, blah, blah. We had a bit of a story. And we said, well, you know, we'll get out of your hair. We're just leaving this building anyway.

How did he get in? So he clearly worked there. Okay. And we could see on his hip he had a badge. And we said, no, we're just checking some door seals. There were some door closure issues. And for regulatory compliance, you have to keep products separated, blah, blah, blah. We had a bit of a story. And we said, well, you know, we'll get out of your hair. We're just leaving this building anyway.

And we kind of left the building. And the guy didn't quite vibe on that. He was looking at us a little weird.

And we kind of left the building. And the guy didn't quite vibe on that. He was looking at us a little weird.

And then we, in the new building, we're like peering out the windows through the blinds. And this guy walks to the parking lot where the guy's going to get in his car. Nope. Walks by all the cars, walks to the building we just got in. We're like, oh my God. And we hear him start walking around this building. And at this point, we're pretty sure we're roasted here. Two of us break off.

And then we, in the new building, we're like peering out the windows through the blinds. And this guy walks to the parking lot where the guy's going to get in his car. Nope. Walks by all the cars, walks to the building we just got in. We're like, oh my God. And we hear him start walking around this building. And at this point, we're pretty sure we're roasted here. Two of us break off.