Deviant Ollam

It was out in a rural area, but it was another big firm that had a warehouse or something, a fulfillment warehouse in town. And we said, pretend to boop and say, my badge isn't working. And make the guard get out of the shack and walk over. But she would switch the badge. And it was on this red lanyard. And she's like, my badge isn't working.

It was out in a rural area, but it was another big firm that had a warehouse or something, a fulfillment warehouse in town. And we said, pretend to boop and say, my badge isn't working. And make the guard get out of the shack and walk over. But she would switch the badge. And it was on this red lanyard. And she's like, my badge isn't working.

And so the guard would go, oh, is this the badge you just showed me? No, I'm sorry, ma'am. You've got to go down the road another few miles. You're in the wrong place. Oh, I just started. Duh, sorry. So we had all these little outs.

And so the guard would go, oh, is this the badge you just showed me? No, I'm sorry, ma'am. You've got to go down the road another few miles. You're in the wrong place. Oh, I just started. Duh, sorry. So we had all these little outs.

It wasn't just her in the car. It was Robert and I were wedged into the trunk of this car. because we wanted to get as many people as we could onto the corporate campus if we could get this to work.

It wasn't just her in the car. It was Robert and I were wedged into the trunk of this car. because we wanted to get as many people as we could onto the corporate campus if we could get this to work.

And all we could feel was just the car kind of rocking back and forth. And we judge, okay, there's some rough bumps. Those are the speed bumps, okay. And now we stop for a sec. That must be the guard. Oh, we're moving again. The guard didn't stop her, okay. And then, okay, we slowed down a little bit. Oh, we're really moving now. That must be the gate arm.

And all we could feel was just the car kind of rocking back and forth. And we judge, okay, there's some rough bumps. Those are the speed bumps, okay. And now we stop for a sec. That must be the guard. Oh, we're moving again. The guard didn't stop her, okay. And then, okay, we slowed down a little bit. Oh, we're really moving now. That must be the gate arm.

And we're really, we're jitterbugging along for 10 seconds, 20 seconds. We're like, we gotta be through that gate. We gotta be through, I know we're through that gate. And we eventually hear Sophie's voice like, it's Hollywood, we're through that gate, boys.

And we're really, we're jitterbugging along for 10 seconds, 20 seconds. We're like, we gotta be through that gate. We gotta be through, I know we're through that gate. And we eventually hear Sophie's voice like, it's Hollywood, we're through that gate, boys.

She was just charming. She just said, I'm new. She followed a group of people. I'm new here. I just started this week. Oh, did you get the tour? She said, no, there was a tour. We knew that there was a company tour that somebody posted on social media. And we're like, well, I didn't get the tour last week. I heard about that. And this guy who was like, well, I'll give you the tour, little lady.

She was just charming. She just said, I'm new. She followed a group of people. I'm new here. I just started this week. Oh, did you get the tour? She said, no, there was a tour. We knew that there was a company tour that somebody posted on social media. And we're like, well, I didn't get the tour last week. I heard about that. And this guy who was like, well, I'll give you the tour, little lady.

So yeah, I mean, he's like, you should check this out. And he's taking her to place. And there were a couple other employees who, One of which even turned and looked at her and went, hey, I know it's a tour, but you can't tailgate. You have to use your badge. And she goes, oh, you're right. And just kind of pretended to boop her badge. And it's not making a sound, right?

So yeah, I mean, he's like, you should check this out. And he's taking her to place. And there were a couple other employees who, One of which even turned and looked at her and went, hey, I know it's a tour, but you can't tailgate. You have to use your badge. And she goes, oh, you're right. And just kind of pretended to boop her badge. And it's not making a sound, right?

We have little, we have, you know, beep, beep, like on our phones. So if you need to, everyone's on their phones. So you're just kind of, oh yeah, beep, beep. And just, okay, then you walk in. But yeah, one woman literally said, are you trying to tailgate? And she says, oh, you're right, you're right. They told us this in orientation training.

We have little, we have, you know, beep, beep, like on our phones. So if you need to, everyone's on their phones. So you're just kind of, oh yeah, beep, beep. And just, okay, then you walk in. But yeah, one woman literally said, are you trying to tailgate? And she says, oh, you're right, you're right. They told us this in orientation training.

But yeah, they took her into the heart of the beast, right? She was sending signal messages to all of us like, hi, I'm in this thing.

But yeah, they took her into the heart of the beast, right? She was sending signal messages to all of us like, hi, I'm in this thing.

Oh, with pictures, day one.

Oh, with pictures, day one.