Devin

Yeah, this was long enough ago and some of our equipment's pretty old.

I'm pretty sure that he had to like manually use an actual lighter to light it.

So that slows down the process even more.

So I just pulled my sleeping bag up over my face because I had a bad feeling.

And then when I finally did hear the click, the only way I can really describe it is that the birth of a new star happened, localized entirely within our tiny tent.

Yes.

So the resulting fireball was so big and so loud and so bright.

It felt like it was daytime.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

And it obviously woke up everyone in our tent as well as everyone in all the tents adjacent because people were like, what the fuck was that?

So I remember looking up at the beautiful night sky through the brand new hole in our ceiling as I slowly deflated back down to the cold, hard earth.

But fortunately, it was just a lot of cosmetic damage to our stuff and everybody was fine.

Yes, air mattresses were totaled.

Sleeping bags were totaled.

Tent was totaled.

And maybe don't do it when you're half asleep and or had 13 too many beers.

Everything is so flammable inside of a tent.

Exactly.

Most people stay in their trailers now.