Devin

I do have some honorable mentions of other things that have happened.

So one year, Uncle Slug tripped on a root and he fell hand first into the bonfire and absolutely destroyed his hand like skin sloughing off.

One year, Uncle Spike cut off part of his thumb while he was making stew.

He was on blood thinners, so it was just an absolute crime scene.

Then we had Uncle Smiley dislocated his finger and survived an oven explosion all in one day.

There's a lot of characters for sure.

And just this past year, my mom wanted me to make sure that I told you that my uncle Brian tripped and fell neck first onto a chainsaw.

What the fuck?

I'm not even joking.

Oh my God.

And he just missed the artery.

So he's very lucky.

Completely fine, by the way.

I have pictures of him from the rest of the weekend just with a bandage.

Oh, my God.

And a few years ago, my Uncle Ryan accidentally bear sprayed himself and my mother while he was showing her his new van.

We have a lot of footage from back in the day.

My dad used to always be the guy with the camcorder.

So we do have a lot of videos.

We could splice something together.