Diane Keaton

Oh, well.

I mean, everyone's told me that, too, so I think it's true.

Yeah, because I really beat myself up to get there.

Diane Keaton, your mother was a beauty queen, yes?

No.

No, here's what she was, although she is very beautiful, by the way.

No, she was Mrs. Los Angeles, right?

It's entirely different.

It means that when I was growing up in the 50s, we lived in Highland Park in Los Angeles.

And I remember I was about eight or nine, and my mother became Mrs. Highland Park.

And I remember sitting down in the stage and watching her being crowned Mrs. Highland Park.

And it was that she was the perfect homemaker.

I went to win Mrs. Highland Park.

She kept making these chocolate cakes every day that we had to eat.

And this was what she was.

And then she went on to be Mrs. Los Angeles because she made a good spaghetti or something.

I don't know.

And they came around at like 7 in the morning, the judges, and looked at our house, which was insane to see if she was a neat homemaker.

And so that was very exciting for about, I think it lasted for about four months.

But then she made it to the finalists of Mrs. California, but then she didn't get Mrs. California.