D.L. Hughley
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And they give me this bullshit fake-ass card that if I don't earn it... Like, when she... When she talked about you and... Like, I was like, you need to be worried about Chris Hansen, you know, the dude from To Catch a Predator.
You need to be worried about that.
Are you talking about her brother or her husband?
I'm talking about, nigga, everybody.
What you talking about?
Let me tell you something, man.
I'll say this.
What I would never do, like, she can't have nothing with kids in it.
Cabbage catch kids, new kids on the block.
But that's not a lie though.
They're like, you're a married man.
You know what they call a gay dude who don't do that?
Single.
Nigga, that's what they call him.
They call him single.
Did you know that?
Why you think Patrick was your bodyguard, nigga?
Tim.
Tim.
Tim, I'm... Oh, come on, man.