D.L. Hughley

They got our Latin brothers and sisters shook, man.

Matter of fact, this maid was the emptiest Cinco de Mayo I've ever seen.

I'm like, where's the motherfucker with the corn and the mayonnaise at?

I just want some of them mangoes with the red shit on it.

They got Puffy, Bill Cosby, and R. Kelly.

They done fucked around and arrested the 90s.

I'm like, shit.

If you ever been on 106 and Park, you going to jail, shit.

And some of the shit they indicted Puff before, I had no idea it was even a crime.

I didn't know it was a crime to take a woman across state lines for the purposes of having sex.

I didn't know that was a felony.

I always thought that was an anniversary.

I'm like, shit.

Well, baby, we gonna have to fuck at home, because I don't want to go to jail.

Puffy been Puffy, P Diddy Diddy.

In my experience, any man that changed his name that many times had done a lot of shit wrong.

Where I'm from, we call that an alias.

Is this you?

Not no more.

That was... You see the evidence they had against him?