D.L. Hughley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I like stress marks and hot flashes.
That's my shit.
That's the new song to me.
Ooh, daddy, I'm hot.
Me too, bitch, me too.
Go get one of them ashwagandhas and we gonna lay down, yeah?
What if I get pregnant?
Well, that baby be in the Bible, won't he?
Come on, Deuteronomy, let's go see Ecclesiastes.
It's also a bad time to be a CEO from a healthcare company.
Man, they murdered one in this very city on the middle of the streets of New York.
Nobody gave a fuck.
They asked the only witness, what did you see?
He said, justice, motherfucker.
That's all.
If you gonna fuck with people's deductibles, you better learn how to deduct.
Because karma is a pre-existing condition, too.
If you do shoot a CEO, do not take your ass to McDonald's.
Them niggas snitch.
Go to Popeye's.