D.L. Hughley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
As a black man, I'm only set with the illegal immigrants.
They didn't show up early.
Had they got here doing slavery, we'd have got some time off.
Just like, ooh, Javier, thank God you got here when you did.
He was just about to hit me with that whip.
Oh my God.
Look, master, he worked much harder than us.
I'm going to see you on Monday.
Happy second of May, y'all.
We want all the Muslims out of America.
That's fucking dumb.
Ain't no more American doctors.
Matter of fact, if your doctors speak English, that mean your insurance ain't shit.
Nobody in my doctor's office speak English.
I gotta get Rosetta Stone to fill up my prescription.
This is from Dr. Are you sure that's how you pronounce his name?
It says right here.
My doctor's name looked like the last line of an eye chart.
I'm gonna need to buy a vowel.
I can't say this shit.