D.L. Hughley

You know, they arrested more people disturbing the church than child molesters.

And I'm not saying black people didn't have pedophiles.

Our pedophiles didn't have resources.

These motherfuckers, a private jet and private eyes.

Our pedophiles just waited for your mama to fall asleep.

Surprise, surprise.

I don't wanna play anymore.

Oh, you cheer for the convict, but that joke was too much, you motherfucker.

70% of America's registered sex offenders are middle-aged white dudes.

Now, black people, we say fuck them kids, but y'all do it.

We like, shit.

It was a figure of speech.

I'm gonna be tough on crime.

Hey, motherfucker, don't you got a court date next month, motherfucker?

January 6th was interesting to me, because that's the first ride black people didn't have shit to do with.

That's the only ride we got to watch on TV like we was the white people.

We was at home, uh-uh-uh, look at this shit right here.

Why do those people always tear up their own neighborhood?

Niggas!

I saw white people climbing the wall.