D.L. Hughley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He may not come when you want him to, but he always right on time.
I got my bag back on Ramadan, but I would've got it back on Easter.
That would've been a testimony.
Can I tell y'all how good God is?
He is able.
God sent me to the Gucci store.
All you could do during the quarantine is watch Netflix.
I saw Surviving R. Kelly.
I was a big R. Kelly fan, but I got daughters.
I can't buy no new R. Kelly music.
But that old shit I'm gonna play, fuck y'all.
That's a talented pedophile right there.
Them pedophiles make the best music.
I know you fuck with kids, but this Chocolate Factory though, shit.
He was a talented man, but his songs have been the soundtracks of our life.
We got Meredith's songs, had kids to this song.
America, how can you sing songs about such a terrible man after all the horrible things you know he's done?
Well, the same way we could sing the national anthem, motherfucker.
That's how.
I'll stop fucking with Michael Jackson when y'all stop fucking with Andrew Jackson.