Dom Irrera

We could've just called him, I don't know, just Mike, and it'd been good.

All I'm saying is, what even the worst nickname we had, right?

We had a Mexican guy join the team, right?

And we just called him Mexico.

And when his cousin joined the team, we just called him New Mexico, so.

Oh, shit.

Okay, so what do you edit?

What do you edit?

Let's get into it.

I've been trying this shit all week, nigga, and nobody been laughing, but I got a haircut, and I'm pissed off about it.

I look like a bitch, man.

I look like a real fuck nigga right now.

I used to look like a real screep nigga, man.

Now I look like a white lady got her hands on like a Rottweiler or something and painted his nails blue.

I feel like a real fuck nigga right now.

My mama told me I should do it, thought it would be a good idea, but I shouldn't trust that bitch.

She's a horrible person.

She had me getting bald fade until I was like in seventh grade.

She's not a good person to talk about with hair, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, I told you I wasn't gonna be great.