Dom Irrera

Her clitoris was calloused over and hard, like an octopus beak.

Well...

I had taken care of it later since that point, but I hadn't finished the antibiotics all the way, and then she had it too, and we made like a super variant.

But then the craziest part is, like, three days after, so I'm gonna get taken care of, I gotta go to Planned Parenthood and stuff, but she went to jail, like, three days later.

Like, big girl jail, like, they picked her ass up, she's still in jail.

Like, that's fucking neat.

You know, like, what the fuck am I supposed to say there?

You know, like, I don't know.

You single?

Hell yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I took some today.

They didn't prescribe it.

I had some.

But let me ask the ladies in here a genuine question.

So my mama was from the 80s, and she's different.

She fucked Metallica, Alice Cooper, different times.

She's a different type of woman.

And she used to douche with vinegar.

That was a thing, right?

And then I guess the cosmopolitan come out and say, your pussy clean itself.