Dom Roberts

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Neighborhood Watch.

Neighborhood Watch.

Wearing whatever you want to Coachella.

Neighborhood Watch, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

I know shit's going down right now, so, like, I'm not... And I'm two seasons behind, but I will say that, like, I'm watching it right now, and I kind of, like, said it in the last episode, but I'm just, like...

These moms who arguably just be doing shit and like whatever and just be like being girls as fuck and like whatever.

I don't know.

I can't speak to all the nuances because I'm not caught up.

So it's like shit's going down and like shit's crazy.

Like I'm not trying to promote that.

What I do...

think is like special that like I don't know if I watch it because it's like it's weirdly comforting for me I don't know why I think it's because it couldn't be more opposite of the life that I live and like these moms like dead ass live in Utah are Mormon and like do everything that I do not do yeah and like wear beige and like it I don't know why it literally and like park sweaters and I'm like yeah like

Like, I don't know why I live for them, but I do.

But more importantly, I do think like all of them are the breadwinners in their family.

And I don't think like, you know, people shit on influencers and stuff because they're like, that's so fucking like...

vapid or whatever the case may be they think about the narrative about influencers is but like generally genuinely high genuinely like dead the fuck assily if men were influencers the narrative would never be like they're so vapid and like oh my gosh look she whipped out her phone to make a tiktok or like whatever the case may be and yes there is a nuance and yes there is like a conversation to be had about things but i will say that like the way they provide for their families and like

put their husbands through medical school and like do all these things that are like they're dead ass like the matriarch of the fucking family is like something that is actually so cool to me and like I if anything I have respect for like the girls for that yeah and I don't know

I think that, like, you know, they're doing this all with, like, fucking five kids each, bro.

And, like, have been married since 22.