Dom Roberts

Quite literally.

okay so she shows me the tooth and she's like yeah so for sure both two crown moldings but the other tooth that they thought was just a small filling actually two of them needed partial porcelain feeling feelings we're shipping feeling no like y'all never had a porcelain feeling so dead the fuck ass y'all so they're like so that's gonna be porcelain too i

I hate the name porcelain.

Porcelain, porcelain, porcelain.

Do y'all have Crayola?

Do y'all literally have fucking silver, mama?

Girl, I will literally use mercury at this point.

Like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, I will actually use uranium.

Like, literally, like fucking uranium in my mouth.

Like, girl, I don't know porcelain.

What?

So then Miss Diva from the front desk who like spills the tea.

So they're like, so it'll be like a little more work than we thought it was.

Oh, you're in there.

So I'm in there like swimwear.

And they're like, and swimwear.

enough just shut your fucking shut the fuck up mind you i mean my dentist is the girls are t it's all poc girls dentistry there is not a single where is oh sorry actually let's talk about this later no it's in beverly hills i can okay okay and literally it is the best dentist in the whole entire world like all it's only girls who work there it's the safest place on planet earth they're all so fucking nice and they literally put headphones on me like i could like connect to like you know they put headphones

It was the best experience I've ever had at the dentist.

But not the payment part, but the care part, amazing.