Dom

Like on some serendipitous shit. No, it was gorgeous hell. Let me paint the picture. Y'all have heard this story a thousand times.

Go ahead. Oh my, guys, no table, no water. Like, okay. So I'm like, yeah. And then. So I won't be coughing up here. Okay, fuck me. It was a cold and stormy night. And, you know, I was leaving drunk as fuck out the club. It was someone's birthday. And yeah, my Uber was like two minutes away as fuck. And I go downstairs and I'm like, who's that half Filipino girl who's also like fucked up? Like, no.

Go ahead. Oh my, guys, no table, no water. Like, okay. So I'm like, yeah. And then. So I won't be coughing up here. Okay, fuck me. It was a cold and stormy night. And, you know, I was leaving drunk as fuck out the club. It was someone's birthday. And yeah, my Uber was like two minutes away as fuck. And I go downstairs and I'm like, who's that half Filipino girl who's also like fucked up? Like, no.

Go ahead. Oh my, guys, no table, no water. Like, okay. So I'm like, yeah. And then. So I won't be coughing up here. Okay, fuck me. It was a cold and stormy night. And, you know, I was leaving drunk as fuck out the club. It was someone's birthday. And yeah, my Uber was like two minutes away as fuck. And I go downstairs and I'm like, who's that half Filipino girl who's also like fucked up? Like, no.

Right. Oh my God. And she's going to heaven.

Right. Oh my God. And she's going to heaven.

Right. Oh my God. And she's going to heaven.

Like, wow. Serendipitous. I know. And you always have a glimmer in your eye when you're drunk.

Like, wow. Serendipitous. I know. And you always have a glimmer in your eye when you're drunk.

Like, wow. Serendipitous. I know. And you always have a glimmer in your eye when you're drunk.

Platonically, romantically, it's okay. Depending on who.

Platonically, romantically, it's okay. Depending on who.

Platonically, romantically, it's okay. Depending on who.

Fine shit? No, no, no.

Fine shit? No, no, no.

Fine shit? No, no, no.

Well, I can't lie. He was fine enough. Oh, he. She done singled it down to one. I don't give a fuck, because you know who you are.

Well, I can't lie. He was fine enough. Oh, he. She done singled it down to one. I don't give a fuck, because you know who you are.

Well, I can't lie. He was fine enough. Oh, he. She done singled it down to one. I don't give a fuck, because you know who you are.

well right i just thought i don't know like first because he was bad well no we were on the bed like guys yeah um he was fine he like came in guys we don't know if you are training at all guys we're like not comedians so we like have no comedian training whatever that means um but like the guy who was first we were like oh dude you like did a hella good job and he was like you know it's No, down.