Donald Trump

In the book, I wrote whatever the hell the title, I can't tell you.

But I can tell you there's a page in there devoted to the fact that I saw somebody named Osama bin Laden, and I didn't like it, and you got to take care of him.

They didn't do it.

A year later, he blew up the World Trade Center.

So we got to take a little credit because nobody else is going to give it to me.

You know the old story?

Now it's called the Gulf of America now and nobody's playing games with it.

We got sued by the Associated Press and they lost.

In fact, the judge was so good, he said he's calling it the Gulf of America.

He's got all the approvals.

You have to do that, too, to the very liberal Associated Press that got thrown out of court.

In fact, they're almost not allowed to cover me anymore because of that.

It's a big hit.

But we have to take care of this little knack that's on our shoulder called the Democrats.

They want to give all of our money to illegal aliens that pour into the country.

And, you know, I have a bigger heart than they do.

But the problem is, when you do that, they come in by the millions.

Everybody wants that.

So you can't do it.

The Democrats are causing the loss of a lot of jobs with their... It's a shutdown.