Donovan

Like if I were talking to you, I'd call you Conan Hauser. I add Hauser to the end of it.

Like if I were talking to you, I'd call you Conan Hauser. I add Hauser to the end of it.

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. No one cared when I was just a good wrestler. They cared once I switched and put on makeup and started acting goofy and doing Simpsons references in the middle of matches. And like I stole the Mr. Burns hop in. Yeah. I brought a tiny airplane to the ring and I told my opponent to hop in and I had three, 400 people chanting, hop in at this guy.

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. No one cared when I was just a good wrestler. They cared once I switched and put on makeup and started acting goofy and doing Simpsons references in the middle of matches. And like I stole the Mr. Burns hop in. Yeah. I brought a tiny airplane to the ring and I told my opponent to hop in and I had three, 400 people chanting, hop in at this guy.

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. No one cared when I was just a good wrestler. They cared once I switched and put on makeup and started acting goofy and doing Simpsons references in the middle of matches. And like I stole the Mr. Burns hop in. Yeah. I brought a tiny airplane to the ring and I told my opponent to hop in and I had three, 400 people chanting, hop in at this guy.

Yes, absolutely. Since I've switched this, which is about two years ago and about a year full of doing this actual character, I've been wrestling for eight years. Since I've switched this, it's just like, snowballed more and more and more. And now I have a shirt in Hot Topic and I've gotten signed to like a TV company. And they're just like, go do your weird stuff. Like do it.

Yes, absolutely. Since I've switched this, which is about two years ago and about a year full of doing this actual character, I've been wrestling for eight years. Since I've switched this, it's just like, snowballed more and more and more. And now I have a shirt in Hot Topic and I've gotten signed to like a TV company. And they're just like, go do your weird stuff. Like do it.

Yes, absolutely. Since I've switched this, which is about two years ago and about a year full of doing this actual character, I've been wrestling for eight years. Since I've switched this, it's just like, snowballed more and more and more. And now I have a shirt in Hot Topic and I've gotten signed to like a TV company. And they're just like, go do your weird stuff. Like do it.

Have fun, be Dan Housen. That's what we need.

Have fun, be Dan Housen. That's what we need.

Have fun, be Dan Housen. That's what we need.

Oh, with you, I would call us both legendary late-nighters for once.

Oh, with you, I would call us both legendary late-nighters for once.

Oh, with you, I would call us both legendary late-nighters for once.

This character is all about himself. He's all about making sacks of money, I call them. I carry around a money sack. I pulled it out after I won my contract on TV and I revealed it from my cape. I pulled a $20 bill and I said, look at these millions and I threw it.

This character is all about himself. He's all about making sacks of money, I call them. I carry around a money sack. I pulled it out after I won my contract on TV and I revealed it from my cape. I pulled a $20 bill and I said, look at these millions and I threw it.

This character is all about himself. He's all about making sacks of money, I call them. I carry around a money sack. I pulled it out after I won my contract on TV and I revealed it from my cape. I pulled a $20 bill and I said, look at these millions and I threw it.

Yeah, maybe. I think I do this thing where I try to punch people in the groin right before the bell rings so I can just pin them without doing any work. So I don't think I would do that because people know that I love Conan. Like as a character, it's very public that I love Conan. And that's one of Dan Housen's idols. So I don't think they would think that.

Yeah, maybe. I think I do this thing where I try to punch people in the groin right before the bell rings so I can just pin them without doing any work. So I don't think I would do that because people know that I love Conan. Like as a character, it's very public that I love Conan. And that's one of Dan Housen's idols. So I don't think they would think that.

Yeah, maybe. I think I do this thing where I try to punch people in the groin right before the bell rings so I can just pin them without doing any work. So I don't think I would do that because people know that I love Conan. Like as a character, it's very public that I love Conan. And that's one of Dan Housen's idols. So I don't think they would think that.