Donut Operator
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Podcast Appearances
Dear Lord.
I don't see bones.
Well, he has more than you.
He has two.
How many medal of honors do you have?
Even if you made, like, one reel on Instagram where it's like, this guy is faking.
Wait, is there a Medal of Honor group chat?
Brandon's in an honorary Medal of Honor society.
What if in 100 years the joke falls to the wayside in history and they start teaching about the most honorable veteran ever?
So here's the thing.
I'm going to have to leave.
I'm starstruck is the best thing.
We brought Dakota here to be humbled.
That yellow Mustang.
Just a random dude just crying at Cody's funeral.
I like the mafia outlet.
You pay some giant Italian guys to wear their suits and come by to your casket and be like, we're going to miss you.
We're going to miss you.
Don't say anything to the family and leave.
It's like, what the fuck did he do?