Doug Benson
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's Olga's son.
I'm sorry.
And didn't even stop to play.
And she said, Mama got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA.
Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses.
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room.
And as she walked up to the blackboard, I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said, I'd like to address this meeting off the Harper Valley.
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sitting there, and seven times he's asked me for a date.
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away.
What does that mean?
She likes the drinks cold?
Can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't Gwyneth Jones be told to keep her window shades
Now listen.
Mr. Harper couldn't see her cause she stayed too long at Kelly's bar again.
If you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin.
Oh, my God.