Doug Lesmerises

It's crazy.

I know.

But what if that quarterback's really something?

And it's an interesting quarterback to get.

Come on.

One out of five years can Luke Fickle have a healthy quarterback?

Did he sell his soul to the devil for the Cincinnati playoff appearance and now he's destined to have an injured quarterback the rest of his life?

Let me throw out this team.

So Indiana won the national championship as the losingest program previously, the losingest program in college football.

So let us turn to what is now the losingest program in the history of college football, led by future Heisman winner Aiden Childs, the Northwestern Wildcats, your 2026-2027 college football national champions.

Landis, that's your guy.

Aiden Childs is your guy.

He's not my guy anymore.

No, you said it two years ago, so it still sticks to you.

They're going to be in a new stadium.

It's all going to be exciting.

I don't know.

Here's the actual...

chip kelly chip chip kelly national champion how many national championship winning coordinators are there out there in the world oh my god can you look up what are they five if if ucla is one thousand to one northwestern must be like ten thousand to one i'm dropping a dollar on it um the last four the west coast teams all have like talented experienced quarterbacks now right is nico still at ucla he didn't go anywhere did he transfer again

Okay.