Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
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3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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Yeah. Are we on?
I didn't even know that. I hate when you waste good shit. Yeah. And you go, all right, we're going to start. Fuck.
I usually start and go, okay, fuck.
Did you guys write for that?
Did you write for a roast or something? We did a roast on Netflix.
Yeah, exactly. I remember you were talking about it, and I couldn't tell if you were talking about writing for Nikki or for a roast.
That's the only time I've ever been tempted to watch a... Fucking awards show. Yeah. There's just so like self-congratulatory. Just the, they exist bothers me. I remember they got an award. She was so fucking good on that Tom Brady thing. Yeah. Yeah. I think she got her boobs done.
Well, first of all, who else has their tits out in that photograph? Her and Mike Lauren.
And how the hell are... What are you doing in the city? Do you know Pat McAfee? Sure. He used to always wear, like, fucking tank tops. Tank tops. And you're like, who wants to see your arms? I feel the same way about women, like, anchor women that wear, like... What? Sleeveless fucking... Put some fucking... Cover up your arms.
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Cheap shit. That's the cheap shit, but I traveled with it, which means I had to check a bag. But I bought these sleeves that you get at Duty Free. Are you not doing it? I'm going to go hot toddy. All right, fuck it.
Dude, I remember the first episode of this show I watched. I forget who the guest was, but all three are drinking fucking LaCroix. Oh, yeah. I'm like, really? Did they go sober, dude? Drunk is in the title, but it just took you a minute. Yeah, we got there.
Like there's sober people that don't remind you that you're a drunk. Right. That are great. Like fucking Tell or Norton. I fucking love Norton. Love Norton. Yeah. But there's others where you go, that guy's such a not drinker. Yes.
Oh, geez. Those stories go way back.
What? That's actually in one of my books. He forwarded me the email, Cliff, the manager at the time. Is that the Asian thing? No. And you know what it's called? The ringtone? It's called Comic. Oh, Wicked.
All right, so what happened in Apple? So, yeah, she wrote this scathing thing. We had done a benefit show for a friend of ours who is graphically obese and to pay for his stomach stapling or whatever, lap band. Yeah, Bobby Kelly. It was me and Sean Rouse and Andy Andrist and...
So funny. Oh my God, so good. So yeah, she said, I went to that show and you think this, they were making fun of the tsunami and 9-11 and none of this is appropriate. And I wrote, so he forwarded me. So I had her email and I wrote her a long email. I'm so glad you have our back on this. I guess what you don't understand is when we play clubs, the management provides us with a script, right?
And we have to follow that. And we voiced our concerns to management as well, because we are the ones that have to take the fall for this at the end of the day. It's a very long, just very professional written email. And she's like, oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening.
Wow. I brought you, oh, would you grab, in my backpack, there's a book in the main compartment I just brought to set on this stack. Put it on. What do we get? Oh, put it on top of fucking Natasha Leggero. Yeah. She hates me so badly. Why? I don't, I went to a party, which I never do. I went to Sarah Silverman's.
legendary annual party and I like I met her twice I knew like two things about her and met her once and I just brought things up that evidently you know I didn't know that was a fucking rough thing like and she ran into Brendan Walsh who I'm good friends with the next day and just talked shit about me whoa that fucking asshole that stupid guy with the fucking suit he was a drunken asshole like I just does Appleton all over again
And then so this year I was going to go back to it. I ended up not going, but she ran into Brendan Walsh and said, I hope that fucking asshole isn't going to be there again.
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