Doug Stanhope

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535 appearances 3 recordings 3 series first heard Jun 2024 last heard Feb 2025

Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Yeah, I did not dislike her at all. The one story I had, we had to do a photo shoot for, I don't know, GQ or fucking one of those Maxim. It was a comedy issue and it featured like 20 comics. And we had to do a photo shoot, which I loathe. I can't stand my just having cameras. Older rubber chicken. Yes, yes. And I'm like, all right, let's just get it over with. I only have one look.
I'm not an action guy. I don't have poses. Just take the pictures. But it's five of us. And she's like, let's do one. It's in the comedy store. Let's do one over in the cloakroom. Let's do one in the... And she just kept belaboring this, not knowing how much I hate it. And that was the story that I... That's it?
Well, just how much... I guess I was focused on how much I hate a photo shoot, and she took it as personal. I see.
When Natasha come in, we got it right here. My point about that duty-free wrapper for this shitty bottle of wine is I brought that because I got to get a bottle of bidet cat to take home.
Put on my podcast and have it sitting on the camera. It'd be an honor. It'd be an honor.
Crazy flights. Yeah. I did those even after I didn't really need the miles. I fucking love flying. It is nice. The two I did the same route twice was Tucson. This is where I fly out of to Atlanta without leaving an airport. Tucson, Atlanta, Johannesburg. Whoa. To Amsterdam, back to Detroit, Las Vegas, Salt Lake. Holy shit. 77 hours total, 57 in the air. You're like a terrorist. It's crazy. Wow.
The second time I did it, I go, all right, that's it. It was funny the first time.
No, and I went coach.
Yeah, Xanax, and very little memory of the entire thing. Other than back then, all of those airports, you could smoke in still. Still smoking in Atlanta, still smoking lounge in Johannesburg, Amsterdam, and Vegas.
To hit diamond status.
What? For all that? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Damn, I wish there was like a hack and you could just kind of, I guess with passports. Well, they don't even do miles anymore. Now it's all dollars. Now you just have to spend the money. Now you have to look for the shortest flight that costs the most to get.
Yeah, they're not spending money. You don't get the perks. Are you guys like...
And I'm going to do this. There you go. Because you don't have the fucking Joe DeRosa seat. I understand why he wants to, like, all right, it's awkward to talk to him. If you want a seat over there, we can get you one. The early Rogan podcast where he did it at his house and it's just a couch and one camera and you're, like, trying to talk to each other like this.
It's the opposite of a pedophile. Feels like seven. Yeah, I feel like Gloria Gaynor trying to get her voice ready to do a show at the state fair now that she's 79. Is she a will survive?
That's not how I order it. Thank you. Even like an old-fashioned sounds cool in Mad Men era, but it's got a muddled orange in it. That's a good point. Your gal will take a sip and go, that's nice. I'll have one of those.
My go-to is vodka soda splash grapefruit or cran. Nice. That's a good drink. Fresh squeezed grapefruit. Can't beat that. But I try to change up, especially if I'm drinking out. I want something I can't make at home. Right. Oh, good point. I can't even make a Bloody Mary.
Well, not a good one. I'll drink V8 and vodka because it feels healthy. Yeah, right. And it is.
Yes. You know, I've heard you guys say that. It's not that bad. The sodium level is not really as bad as you think. I remember drinking tomato juice as a kid where my dad would put salt in it.
Oh, yeah. That's how he would pour it.
Clamato's pretty damn good. The gelatas.
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