Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
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3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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Worcester. Remember when you guys were fucking showing a guy Fieri. Don't pronounce it like he does. Yeti. But you're drinking the Bloody Marys with the fucking lobster in it. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. Good times. Yeah, I'm not putting bacon and shit. Exactly, exactly.
Bring it on. I'm not going to turn it back. It's kind of fun. It's a meal. There was a bar in Madison that used to do porn and eggs on Sunday morning where they'd show old 70s porn on the TV, kind of with plot. More plot than fucking, and they have that and a breakfast buffet with giant Bloody Marys. Heaven on Earth.
I never made it because we would just get so fucked up on Saturday night that no one's getting up. But I've tried to recreate it at my house. I've found some... Like flapper girl fucking 30s porn. Yeah. They've made compilations of, you know, the girls dancing. It's like softcore so you can invite your neighbors. It's a lot of pasties and an occasional nipple.
It's not like... But we did that for about three or four hours until everyone was kind of sauced with mimosas into Bailey's and Irish coffee and into Bloody Mary's and into sneak in some fucking hardcore tranny porn.
People have all stopped watching the TV. Oh, there you go.
That's why I have to face this way.
It's Tampa. Every fucking town you play, the guy that picks you up at the airport tells you, it's got the most churches and strip clubs per capita. If that tells you anything about Houston, Jacksonville, fucking every town. Portland. They have some. There it is. It's a great club. It's always unverifiable. You're like, Bethlehem?
Yeah.
You couldn't do porn and eggs at a strip club because everyone's going to turn away from the stripper. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like you can't do comedy at a strip club.
Yeah, it was a... Teasers was the name of the place. And they have amateur night. It worked out because you just MC for the amateur night. It was just a contest. And it's just professional strippers from other clubs that come try to be ringers and win 50 bucks. But you'd go up in between them. Yeah, fuck with them, but they still didn't even like that 30 seconds of intro.
But they're making ... They did a soprano. Well, at least in my early days, there was camaraderie. You got along. It's us against them.
Early days of comedy. You started ... I started in Vegas, which is the worst place to ever fucking start, but you don't know that. Except for New Orleans. New Orleans is pretty bad. Which has never had a comedy club that was successful. Including Green Bay Appleton, the only city that had a professional sports team that couldn't have a full-time comedy club.
There's no other city that has sports that doesn't have comedy other than New Orleans.
Oh, I played there once. Once? You? I got fucking booed off stage almost every night. What? Like, people throwing things at me, like empty cigarette packs. And I was following Chris Porter. Oh, he's a killer. This was probably 20-some years ago. Wow. So around 2000, because I was dating a comic, which, oh fuck, we'll talk. Judy Gold? No, no one famous, and she quit. Okay, great. Lucky you.
so Chris Porter just had it was very urban it was very ethnic Miami probably maybe 70% Cuban 20% black and then people who are not going to have my back The 10% are mute. Right.
And he just had every fucking reference to every fucking hip hop song. And he just, he was built for that room and he fucking destroyed. Yeah. And I would get up and like, that was where I was primed. Maybe it might've been after 9-11 because that was when I was really peaking on fucking anti-authority, fuck the government and like all this shit. They don't want to fucking hear it.
No, it doesn't play in Miami. Yeah, they're here to hear fucking Gloria Estefan. And it was like, just after the first night, I assumed I'm getting fired and I'm going, hey, it's, and they're like, why, why would you leave? Like, did you see what the fuck? They were throwing fucking empty packs of cigarettes at me and fucking just, like, not even like angry heckling, like that roll your eyes.
Yes, yes. Like dismissive, like, gee, get the fuck out of here.
He loves you.
I would if they had a decent one. But, yeah, I mean, here it doesn't matter. But on the road, would you prefer to stay next to the club or next to the airport on a one-nighter?
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