Doughboy

And, you know, I'm going to be honest, I didn't do anything, but I was like, and he dashes off into the crowd and I never saw him again.

I mean, the weird thing about it was that the older black gentleman in front of me, that he had asked me right before that, he's asking me, thank you.

He's like, so do you have tons of people coming up to you with this sort of thing?

And I'm like, yeah, but it's cool.

I'm like, yeah, but it's chill.

Everybody's chill.

Two minutes later, this guy sees me get whacked in the back of the head.

And I don't know.

I'm kind of assuming this kid didn't mean to do it that hard.

He meant it.

He had him right here.

It didn't seem like that kind of situation, but I mean... You had to make sure it helped me.

And I had to weigh my options real quick because it's kind of like...

Am I going to sprint through this fair after what I can only assume as a child, maybe I get lucky and he's 18.

So when I whoop his ass, I won't get in trouble for abusing a child.

Beat you up.

So you're saying if I ran down on him and he just turned around.

Okay, well, I didn't consider that, but that –

That's another risk that I might have potentially had to deal with.

And I mean, this is the day before the homeless situation really culminated because this is Saturday.