Douglas Taurel

Well, they were great because they would stay cold.

Well, they were great because they would stay cold.

Well, I mean, when you're 14, 15, that doesn't matter. True. And there are also benefits that we both know about that.

Well, I mean, when you're 14, 15, that doesn't matter. True. And there are also benefits that we both know about that.

Well, I mean, when you're 14, 15, that doesn't matter. True. And there are also benefits that we both know about that.

Well, the biggest pain in the ass of a waterbed is if you've got an air pocket in the bed.

Well, the biggest pain in the ass of a waterbed is if you've got an air pocket in the bed.

Well, the biggest pain in the ass of a waterbed is if you've got an air pocket in the bed.

Yeah. Well, I never had one that broke. But yeah. Anyhow, I had a waterbed. So these recruits would call me and they would say, hey, you know, I heard you just finished high school and you played football. I think you'd be a great Marine. You know, why don't you come?

Yeah. Well, I never had one that broke. But yeah. Anyhow, I had a waterbed. So these recruits would call me and they would say, hey, you know, I heard you just finished high school and you played football. I think you'd be a great Marine. You know, why don't you come?

Yeah. Well, I never had one that broke. But yeah. Anyhow, I had a waterbed. So these recruits would call me and they would say, hey, you know, I heard you just finished high school and you played football. I think you'd be a great Marine. You know, why don't you come?

recruit and i said well that sounds great i just got to let you know that i'm also blind in my left eye and he'd be like oh well maybe it's not for you i think you're gonna have a good life son um but i don't think maybe the marines is for you and then like i don't know a couple weeks later the army would call same story yeah and i would tell him i think you're gonna have a good life son but i don't think the military is for you and i think the coast guard called

recruit and i said well that sounds great i just got to let you know that i'm also blind in my left eye and he'd be like oh well maybe it's not for you i think you're gonna have a good life son um but i don't think maybe the marines is for you and then like i don't know a couple weeks later the army would call same story yeah and i would tell him i think you're gonna have a good life son but i don't think the military is for you and i think the coast guard called

recruit and i said well that sounds great i just got to let you know that i'm also blind in my left eye and he'd be like oh well maybe it's not for you i think you're gonna have a good life son um but i don't think maybe the marines is for you and then like i don't know a couple weeks later the army would call same story yeah and i would tell him i think you're gonna have a good life son but i don't think the military is for you and i think the coast guard called

And I believe, yeah, I think in the Navy, in the Navy. And I remember I was getting these phone calls. So when that finished, I really thought that that was my last connection to the military. I was like, I'll have no connection to the military. I would never think about the military.

And I believe, yeah, I think in the Navy, in the Navy. And I remember I was getting these phone calls. So when that finished, I really thought that that was my last connection to the military. I was like, I'll have no connection to the military. I would never think about the military.

And I believe, yeah, I think in the Navy, in the Navy. And I remember I was getting these phone calls. So when that finished, I really thought that that was my last connection to the military. I was like, I'll have no connection to the military. I would never think about the military.

No, no. So what happened was, so I was, I was always a good student in high school, but I got high before my SAT. Fuck that up. Not a good, I would advise you not to take your SAT high or drunk.

No, no. So what happened was, so I was, I was always a good student in high school, but I got high before my SAT. Fuck that up. Not a good, I would advise you not to take your SAT high or drunk.

No, no. So what happened was, so I was, I was always a good student in high school, but I got high before my SAT. Fuck that up. Not a good, I would advise you not to take your SAT high or drunk.