Dr. Dolly Alderton

Hi, everyone.

Little heads up before you listen to this week's episode.

We had some technical failings on the day of record here.

I went to Dolly's house.

We had a lovely time.

My very trusty portable microphones for some reason failed on me that day.

Mercury was in retrograde and we dug out Dolly's old podcasting microphone from a sock drawer.

And whatever way she was storing that thing, I don't know.

But the audio quality here is not what I would normally expect.

So please be patient with it.

It's still a great episode.

I'm very fond of it.

And please enjoy Dr. Dolly Alderton.

Hello and welcome to Friends Through a Lens, the podcast where I talk about the aspects of the show Friends through a specific lens with one of my real life friends.

And today on the show, the category is It's All Relative with Dolly Alderton.

I've been waiting for Friends.

Are you annoyed that you're not getting the space today to talk about Waltham Interiors?

They just saw Or they're garden designers Like landscape designers as well And they reach a certain level of posh Where they take all of their interests outside And it's all Because it's all about horses and dogs And all that stuff And grounds Yes They hit a ceiling And then they're no longer comfortable With sofas and fabric swatches They're going outside They're going topiary They're going water features

I need you I need you To start a company Called Awesome Interiors First of all I'm never going to do that now Because the thing is People When someone has a limited company People loved And they say what it is It's like Oh here's my jokey name Then they fucking search it And it goes on Fucking the Daily Mail I know Poor old Joanne McNally She's had her entire statements Printed everywhere

Yeah, yeah.