Dr. James Fitzsimmons

He backed off for a while.

Eventually the guy, he's like, okay, I'm going to, yeah, I'll go out there.

And so, like, he goes out there, and I turn around to my students, and I'm like, don't you hit him.

Don't you fucking hit him.

Like, you hit him, we're going to have a problem.

Like, don't you do it, right?

And so, and of course they didn't, you know.

Anyway, on Friday, sort of fast forward, I did it again on Friday.

And I'm in Vermont, and there's about a foot and a half of snow on the ground still in Vermont.

And I learned that it's much harder to dodge one of these things.

in a foot and a half of snow than it is with a field and such.

And so I'm sitting there and I see this thing and it's coming at me and I go to dodge, but I'm a foot and a half down and I'm stuck.

And so I had two choices.

It's either get hit in the head

Or the chest with a spear.

Granted, it probably wouldn't kill me, but it would hurt.

Or, and I wouldn't be here today, or just fall over.

And so I just fell over.

And so it wasn't dignified, but I'm like, all right, I guess I give up.

And I just fell over and it was fine.