Dr. James Fitzsimmons
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He backed off for a while.
Eventually the guy, he's like, okay, I'm going to, yeah, I'll go out there.
And so, like, he goes out there, and I turn around to my students, and I'm like, don't you hit him.
Don't you fucking hit him.
Like, you hit him, we're going to have a problem.
Like, don't you do it, right?
And so, and of course they didn't, you know.
Anyway, on Friday, sort of fast forward, I did it again on Friday.
And I'm in Vermont, and there's about a foot and a half of snow on the ground still in Vermont.
And I learned that it's much harder to dodge one of these things.
in a foot and a half of snow than it is with a field and such.
And so I'm sitting there and I see this thing and it's coming at me and I go to dodge, but I'm a foot and a half down and I'm stuck.
And so I had two choices.
It's either get hit in the head
Or the chest with a spear.
Granted, it probably wouldn't kill me, but it would hurt.
Or, and I wouldn't be here today, or just fall over.
And so I just fell over.
And so it wasn't dignified, but I'm like, all right, I guess I give up.
And I just fell over and it was fine.