Dr. John Watson

Not at all, my dear fellow, not at all.

Sit down, won't you?

Thank you.

You know, Dr. Watson, I've been struck by the remarkably large number of signed photographs of titled personages and notables that ornament the walls of your study.

Mementos of your active career, I presume?

Well, this picture, for instance.

Naturally, I recognize the photograph of the late royal... No, no, no names, Mr. Bell.

And what did you and Mr. Holmes do to cause his royal... I beg your pardon, Mr. Edwards, to inscribe his photograph in such affectionate gratitude?

I gather that Sherlock Holmes settled the matter to Mr. Edwards' complete satisfaction.

Sounds intriguing, Dr. Watson.

But if you don't mind a momentary interruption... Not at all, Mr. Bell.

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Well, the same applies to the hair.

Once bald, bald forever, they tell us.

But you can make the most of the hair you've got.

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