Dr. Kate Lister

She has a bonfire.

She hires local girls from the village to sing songs about how awful Byron is while she's burning all of his poems and his books.

She writes a novel, Glenarvon, about how horrible he is.

She stalks him.

She keeps turning up in his building.

She mimics his handwriting to write to his publishers to get a portrait of him sent to her.

It's like, wow, Caroline, just wow.

It's such an unholy mess.

It really is.

Do you know what?

I knew I was going to come and talk to you about this.

So I thought I would try and make a list of everyone that we know Byron has had sexual contact with.

And I've got it in front of me.

He's 28 years old in my list and we're at hundreds of people already.

Wow.

There's hundreds of people.

So he is a man of gargantuan appetites and he doesn't treat people very well, but he does manage to convince.

Her name's Annabelle Milbank and she's the cousin of Lady Caroline Lamb.

So we're keeping it in the family.

He's also knocking off Caroline Lamb's mother-in-law, by the way.