Dr. Kendall Crowns

And she said that she didn't know.

He just never came back.

They couldn't find him.

They called the list of phone numbers.

No one answered.

And when his lease ran out, they entered into his apartment.

and it appeared he'd just picked up all of his stuff and left, and there was trash everywhere, and damage to the apartment, and there was a phone, the base had been smashed to pieces, and the receiver was broken in half, and the parts were all over the place.

When I heard this, I smiled, and I thought to myself, victory.

The apartment manager went on and said he won't be getting his deposit back if he ever shows up again.

I did find out that Lane's grades had been on the decline most of the semester, and he actually never showed up for the second half of finals.

I guess the mixture of medical school and strippers was just a recipe for disaster.

I never heard of him again, and I don't know what happened to him.

He just disappeared.

One thing is, though, every time I hear the opening to Rooster by Alice in Chains, I change the channel, and I think of him, and it reminds me of how irritating it was to live under him for that time period.

After I finished medical school, I moved to Memphis, Tennessee for residency.

I had nice neighbors there for the entire time.

And then we moved from Tennessee to Illinois, specifically the western suburbs of Chicago.

And there we had wonderful neighbors.

And we moved from there to Texas.

And my new neighbor in Texas was my most unpleasant neighbor of all.