Dr. Kendall Crowns

And he measured this with a tape measure and filed an aggressive complaint about our shed, wanting it destroyed, probably burned.

The HOA looked at it and said the one-inch discrepancy really wasn't that important.

Plus, the shed was on the other side of our fence and really didn't affect his property at all.

And they told him he just needed to calm down.

which made him really mad.

The other thing he used to do was have loud karaoke parties late at night.

And like I said, he was an old man.

He was in his late 60s, early 70s.

And he and his friends would become intoxicated and sing songs by the Eagles, Bob Seger and Cher, and carry on like they were college kids until well past midnight.

And let's just say he couldn't sing, nor could his friends.

And I again added a couple more songs to my list of songs that I can't stand when they come on the radio, which includes Desperado and Believe.

This continued on for quite a while.

During this time, I had a garden in my backyard.

And one time I was out there watering my tomatoes.

It was a bright summer day.

The sun was shining and it was warm outside.

There was a dove quietly cooing on the edge of my fence.

I was focusing on the status of my plants.

There were weeds in the garden, and some of the tomatoes were starting to ripen.

When out of the blue, there was this pop, and the cooing dove fell dead at my feet.